Quote by Colin Mochrie

Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.

Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arreste

Summary

This quote satirically alludes to a hypothetical news headline involving the fictional character, Flipper, from the TV show. In a playful play on words, it suggests that Flipper, the famous dolphin, has been arrested on charges related to a prostitution ring. The mention of transporting two teenagers across state lines "for immoral porpoises" adds humor to the quote by playing on the word purposes, suggesting unethical or inappropriate motives. Overall, this quote uses a mixture of wordplay and satire to create a humorous and fictional news story.

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