Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips..yet she won't drink from my glass!

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the li

Summary

This quote humorously highlights the challenges of marriage. The speaker jokingly points out the irony in their spouse's actions, emphasizing the differences in affection shown to the dog versus them. It satirizes the trivial yet sometimes significant disparities that can exist in relationships, highlighting the occasional frustrations and complexities of married life.

By Rodney Dangerfield

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