Twitter is the most amazing medium for a comedy writer. I can't get in every idea I want on the show no matter how hard I try to bully the other writers, so it's a way of me getting out other comic ideas and immediately getting feedback.

I used to think that if I had success I would have freedom. But I have less freedom now than I've ever had. And what gives me satisfaction is not the jewelry and not the cars. What gives me satisfaction is doing things for others, like children.

Criss Angel

Life is simple. You just have to stop trying to figure it out.

Marty Rubin

Truthfully, being pregnant is changing me as a person. Each day is part of this amazing journey that has completely shifted the focus of my life and made me reevaluate my personal and professional goals.

Holly Madison

If you hang out with chickens, you're going to cluck and if you hang out with eagles, you're going to fly.

Steve Maraboli

Know then thyself, presume not God to scan The proper study of mankind is man.

Alexander Pope

What keeps you confident in a healthy way is knowing that everyone else around you is going to support you and teach you and you're going to learn from them. I just feel open to learning from people.

Elizabeth Olsen

It is a wearisome disease to preserve health by too strict a regimen.

Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Mr. Speaker, I rise today in support of the definition of a marriage as between one man and one woman.

Randy Neugebauer

I fantasized how no matter what happened, no one could ever come between us, call it wishful thinking, I called it a fact.

Holly Hood

I've always done whatever I want and always been exactly who I am.

Billie Eilish

Passion makes idiots of the cleverest men, and makes the biggest idiots clever.

Francois de La Rochefoucauld

I can't stand to sing the same song the same way two nights in succession, let alone two years or ten years. If you can, then it ain't music, it's close-order drill or exercise or yodeling or something, not music.

Billie Holiday