Quote by Steven Wright

I have two very rare photographs. One is a picture of Houdini locking his keys in his car. The other is a rare photograph of Norman Rockwell beating up a child.

I have two very rare photographs. One is a picture of Houdin

Summary

This quote challenges the notions and expectations we have about famous individuals. It highlights the irony and humor found in unexpected situations. By suggesting that Houdini would lock his keys in his car, and that Norman Rockwell would engage in violence towards a child, the quote satirizes our preconceived notions and underscores the surprising and human aspects of even iconic figures. It reminds us that no one is immune to mistakes, absurdities, or contradictions.

By Steven Wright

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