There are only two ways of telling the complete truth - anonymously and posthumously.

The love of fame is the last weakness which even the wise resign.

Tacitus

Knowledge of the self is the mother of all knowledge. So it is incumbent on me to know my self, to know it completely, to know its minutiae, its characteristics, its subtleties, and its very atoms.

Kahlil Gibran

It is an old habit with theologians to beat the living with the bones of the dead.

Robert G. Ingersoll

Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.

Colin Mochrie

When handling a customers complaint, remember: If you can't fix it, don't drop it.

Source Unknown

Cutting meat out of your diet is the best thing you can do for animals and your own health.

Joan Jett

Being precedes Truth, and... Truth precedes the Good.

Josef Pieper

The happiest moments my heart knows are those in which it is pouring forth its affections to a few esteemed characters.

Thomas Jefferson

Do not consider me now as an elegant female intending to plague you, but as a rational creature speaking the truth from her heart.

Jane Austen

The dumber half of the audience - whether they're male or female, and a lot of them are male - for some reason responds very quickly to the feminine voice. How can I put it? They kind of instantly react to the female voice in a positive way quicker than they would the male voice.

Frank Black

There are never enough I Love You's.

Lenny Bruce

It is curious how, from time immemorial, man seems to have associated the idea of evil with beauty, shrunk from it with a sort of ghostly fear, while, at the same time drawn to it by force of its hypnotic attraction.

Richard Le Gallienne