Quote by Jerry Seinfeld

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don

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This quote humorously compares a two-year-old child to a blender without a top. It implies that dealing with a toddler can be chaotic and unpredictable, much like a blender without proper containment. The analogy showcases the energetic and often mischievous nature of toddlers, suggesting that they constantly keep caregivers on their toes.

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By Jerry Seinfeld

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