It unscrews the other way.

A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.

Bobby Darin

Everybody loves success, but they hate successful people.

John McEnroe

The cello is like a beautiful woman who has not grown older, but younger with time, more slender, more supple, more graceful.

Pau (Pablo) Casals

When we die and go to Heaven, our Maker is not going to say, Why didn't you discover the cure for such and such? The only thing we're going to be asked at that precious moment is Why didn't you become you?

Source Unknown

I was the youngest child and got a lot more freedom than my brother and sister. I used to wander, doing my own thing under the radar, but I didn't get in bad, bad trouble.

Paul Giamatti

As a former teacher and a mother and grandmother, I know firsthand the importance of a quality education.

Sue Kelly

Coming to terms with the fact that my marriage was a failure was devastating and very difficult.

Sarah McLachlan

We feel at first as if some opportunities of kindness and sympathy were lost, but learn afterward that any pure grief is ample recompense for all. That is, if we are faithful; -- for a spent grief is but sympathy with the soul that disposes events, and is as natural as the resin of Arabian trees. -- Only nature has a right to grieve perpetually, for she only is innocent. Soon the ice will melt, and the blackbirds sing along the river which he frequented, as pleasantly as ever. The same everlasting serenity will appear in this face of God, and we will not be sorrowful, if he is not.

Henry David Thoreau

It is rather a problem of how to secure the best use of resources known to any of the members of society, for ends whose relative importance only those individuals know.

Friedrich August von Hayek

A creature that cannot grasp the mutual exclusiveness of A and not A has no difficulty in lying; more than that, such a creature has not even any consciousness of lying, being without a standard of truth.

Otto Weininger

The orgasm has replaced the Cross as the focus of longing and the image of fulfillment.

Malcolm Muggeridge, Down with Se

While civilization has been improving our houses, it has not equally improved the men who are to inhabit them. It has created palaces, but it was not so easy to create noblemen and kings.

Henry David Thoreau