We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll do whatever it takes.

Yes; poor Bunbury is a dreadful invalid.Well, I must say, Algernon, that I think it is high time that Mr. Bunbury made up his mind whether he was going to live or to die. This shillyshallying with the question is absurd.

Oscar Wilde

It was tough at the time but when I was younger, my Dad. I would say my Dad, because without him I wouldn't have been here. I mean it was tough for me because he was really demanding. With him, it was never enough, you know, anything I did was never enough.

Thierry Henry

Oh! this opponent, this collaborator against your will, whose notion of beauty always differs from yours and whose means are often too limited for active assistance to your intentions!

Alexander Alekhine

If the sight of the blue skies fills you with joy, if a blade of grass springing up in the fields has power to move you, if the simple things of nature have a message that you understand, rejoice, for your soul is alive.

Eleonora Duse

The hours I spend with you I look upon as sort of a perfumed garden, a dim twilight, and a fountain singing to it... you and you alone make me feel that I am alive. Other men it is said have seen angels, but I have seen thee and thou art enough.

George Moore

Experience teaches only the teachable.

Aldous Huxley

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.

Mark Twain

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.

Mark Twain

Globalization was a deep trend pushed by technology and right ideas, as much as anything else.

Jeffrey Sachs

The beauty of jazz is that it's malleable. People are addressing it to suit their own personalities.

Pat Metheny

We ask God to forgive us for our evil thoughts and evil temper, but rarely, if ever ask Him to forgive us for our sadness.

R. W. Dale

The feet are the gateway to 10,000 illnesses.

Japanese Proverb