Quote by Steven Wright

I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took itout, it was gone.

I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took ito

Summary

This quote humorously highlights the frustrating mystery of items disappearing in the laundry process. Despite the logical steps of washing and drying a sock, it somehow goes missing. The quote encapsulates the exasperation and irony of this common occurrence, prompting a lighthearted reflection on the way things can inexplicably vanish even within simple routines.

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By Steven Wright

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