Quote by Steven Wright

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast.

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left

Summary

This quote humorously suggests that the participants in the Indy 500 race could have avoided driving at such high speeds if they had started earlier. It showcases a playful observation about the race and implies that time management could have been the solution to reduce the intensity of the event.

By Steven Wright

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