The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.

Practically all the relationships I know are based on a foundation of lies and mutually accepted delusion.

Kim Cattrall

Religion doesn't play any part in my life in terms of how I live my life. But I don't think I've ever gone through a day in my life without hearing someone say the word 'Jew' or saying it myself.

Larry David

Man is born passionate of body, but with an innate though secret tendency to the love of Good in his main-spring of Mind. But God help us all! It is at present a sad jar of atoms.

Lord Byron

As they say in Discworld, we are trying to unravel the Mighty Infinite using a language which was designed to tell one another where the fresh fruit was.

Terry Pratchett

Everything changes except the love.

Santosh Kalwar

This is pretty strange, not poems, poems are pretty good.

James Dye

Song is the heroics of speech.

Thomas Carlyle

Recounting of a life story, a mind thinking aloud leads one inevitably to the consideration of problems which are no longer psychological but spiritual.

Paul Tournier

Jesus says, I love you just the way you are. And I love you too much to let you stay the way you are.

Chris Lyons

When I'm acting, I'm two beings. There's the one monitoring the distance between myself and the camera, making sure I hit my marks, and there is the one driven by this inner fire, this delicious fear.

Jeanne Moreau

Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry.

Sir Winston Churchill, November

When you are living in the present, you know what's important now for you and you act on that knowing.

John Kuypers