I am the most well-adjusted human being I know. I started out this investigation as a very happy man with a great career. I've got the life people dream about: I am rich, I am famous, I've got a fabulous marriage to an absolutely, spell-bindingly brilliant woman.

Peace is the umpire for doing the will of God.

Edwin Louis Cole

Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise.

Victor Hugo

I don't see pitches down the middle anymore - not even in batting practice.

Hank Aaron

When I remember my family, I always remember their backs. They were always indignantly leaving places.

John Cheever

Anyone who has a child today should train him to be either a physicist or a ballet dancer. Then he'll escape.

W. H. Auden

As a standup, I try to change the world. As an entertainer, I try to entertain. And as a lesbian, I try to pick up the prettiest girl in the room.

Lea DeLaria

In the past, poetry came in the form of spells and chants used to effect change.

John Barton

What could be more lonely than to be enveloped in silence, to be the last of your people to speak your native tongue, to have no way to pass on the wisdom of the elders, to anticipate the promise of the children. This tragic fate is indeed the plight of someone somewhere roughly every two weeks.

Wade Davis

I think like any marriage, especially when you've had divorced parents like myself, you'd want to try even harder to make it work.

Princess of Wales Diana

I hope the dogs don't bark tonight. I always think it's mine

Albert Camus

By trying, we can easily learn to endure adversity another man's, I mean

Mark Twain

Money and time are the heaviest burdens of life, and the unhappiest of all mortals are those who have more of either than they know how to use.

Samuel Johnson