Quote by Steven Wright

I went to this restaurant last night that was set up like a big buffet in the shape of an Ouija board. You'd think about what kind of food you want, and the table would move across the floor to it.

I went to this restaurant last night that was set up like a

Summary

The quote humorously depicts a unique restaurant experience where the setting resembles a Ouija board and the tables move in accordance with the customers' food preferences. It highlights the playful nature of the restaurant concept, enticing imagination and curiosity. The quote alludes to the unconventional yet intriguing idea of combining dining with a supernatural or mystical theme, adding an element of whimsy to the dining experience.

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