Quote by Steven Wright

I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'.

Summary

This quote humorously plays with the concept of time and highlights the absurdity of having breakfast food from one era served at a completely different era. By expressing an order for French Toast during the Renaissance period, the quote underscores the impossibility and anachronism of the situation. It serves as a light-hearted commentary on the modern-day convenience of being able to enjoy breakfast meals at any time, contrasting it with historical context and evoking a sense of comedic juxtaposition.

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By Steven Wright

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