Women prefer to talk in twos, while men prefer to talk in threes.

Conservative. A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from a Liberal, who wishes to replace them with others.

Ambrose Bierce

Poets are soldiers that liberate words from the steadfast possession of definition.

Eli Khamarov

If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all.

Rodney Dangerfield

The Belief that man is outfitted with an immortal soul, differing altogether from the engines which operate the lower animals, is ridiculously unjust to them. The difference between the smartest dog and the stupidest man

H. L. Mencken

You'd like more people to recognise what you do is special. But I take the attitude that the best thing I can do for my sport is to be the best at it. The best way people will come to recognise that track and field is a great sport is to see athletes excelling at it. Which is what I intend to do.

Maurice Greene

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them.

Diogenes

I'll come to any benefit if I see SCLC get all the money.

Mahalia Jackson

If you don't know how to die, don't worry Nature will tell you what to do on the spot, fully and adequately. She will do this job perfectly for you don't bother your head about it.

Michel de Montaigne

Truth is confirmed by inspection and delay falsehood by haste and uncertainty.

Tacitus

We must not listen to those who advise us 'being men to think human thoughts, and being mortal to think mortal thoughts' but must put on immortality as much as possible and strain every nerve to live according to that best part of us, which, being small in bulk, yet much more in its power and honour surpasses all else.

Aristotle

Invention is the most important product of man's creative brain. The ultimate purpose is the complete mastery of mind over the material world, the harnessing of human nature to human needs.

Nikola Tesla

Christian life consists of faith and charity.

Martin Luther