Quote by Marc Jacobs

I wouldn't know how to find eBay on the computer if my life depended on it.

I wouldn't know how to find eBay on the computer if my life

Summary

This quote suggests that the speaker is technologically challenged or lacks knowledge of using online platforms like eBay. The phrase "if my life depended on it" emphasizes the speaker's strong incompetence or lack of familiarity with eBay. It implies that the speaker is completely clueless about navigating the website, even when faced with extreme circumstances. Overall, the quote highlights the humorous exaggeration of the speaker's inability to utilize technology.

By Marc Jacobs

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