I wouldn't say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high popularity.

What are imitation rhinestones?

Steven Wright

I dress for the image. Not for myself, not for the public, not for fashion, not for men.

Marlene Dietrich

And my dad wanted me to play the trumpet because that's what he liked. His idol was Louis Armstrong. My dad thought my teeth came together in a way that was perfect for playing the trumpet.

Jackson Browne

Everyone you will ever meet knows something you don't.

Bill Nye

The only reason I became the singer in the band is because I sang the best. It wasn't out of some desire to be a star or be a famous singer. It's not like I love interviews.

Adam Levine

There has been a time on earth when poets had been young and dead and famous - and were men. But now the poet as the tragic child of grandeur and destiny had changed. The child of genius was a woman, now, and the man was gone.

Tom Wolfe

The Amateur Marriage grew out of the reflection that of all the opportunities to show differences in character, surely an unhappy marriage must be the richest.

Anne Tyler

The real truth is that the Obama administration is professional at bullying, as we have witnessed with ACORN at work during the presidential campaign. It seems to me they are sending down their bullies to create fist fights among average American citizens who don't want a government-run health care plan forced upon them.

Jon Voight

Wushu is a move in Chinese, a physical move. An attack. Wushu is like an art.

Jet Li

Diligence is the mother of luck.

Ben Franklin

I do have to travel a lot for speaking engagements.

P. J. O'Rourke

Pain is like a fabri, the stronger it is, the more its worth

John Green