Yesterday I parked my car in a towaway zone... When I cameback the entire area was missing.

Good bankers, like good tea, can only be appreciated when they are in hot water.

Jaffar Hussein

Man is an intelligence in servitude to his organs.

Aldous Huxley

Churchill knew the importance of peace, and he also knew the price of it. Churchill finally got his voice, of course. He stressed strategy, but it was his voice that armed England at last with the old-fashioned moral concepts of honor and duty, justice and mercy.

Suzanne Fields

Adele's amazing, I think the world of her and her music and I think Tinie Tempah is cool. To work with someone like Kanye West would be awesome.

Joe Jonas

I do not believe that the men who served in uniform in Vietnam have been given the credit they deserve. It was a difficult war against an unorthodox enemy.

William Westmoreland

In youth we learn in age we understand.

Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach

I am not naturally that thin, so I had to go through everything from using drugs to diet pills to laxatives to fasting. Those were my main ways of controlling my weight.

Carre Otis

Time is something you can't replace.

Nadine Gordimer

Tax cuts should be for life, not just for Christmas.

George Osborne

In my right-wing politics of the time, I held that unemployment was usually the fault of the unemployed.

Luke Ford

I knew a girl that was so ugly that... They use her in prisons to cure sex offenders.

Rodney Dangerfield

If one feels the need of something grand, something infinite, something that makes one feel aware of God, one need not go far to find it. I think that I see something deeper, more infinite, more eternal than the ocean in the expression of the eyes of a little baby when it wakes in the morning and coos or laughs because it sees the sun shining on its cradle.

Vincent Van Gogh