Bauvard Quotes

Woman was domesticated so that man could be tamed. When will we unite and rise up against the livestock?

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If you want more development in your relationship, move to an urban area.

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The sexy don't get wrinkles, they add love lines like a tree adds rings. So climb on them for the view.

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Love is a war of all for all. That is why we must covet our neighbors as ourselves.

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Nothing else matters now that you love me.' - suicide note

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When a man isn't married, it takes all the excitement out of the relationship. When a man is married, he just gets clingy and wants to leave his wife for you. That is why the only satisfying love affair a woman can have is with a boy. A boy on the cusp of manhood offers heterogeneous possibilities for monogamous adultery.

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Night clubs are where Americans learn the laws of motion.

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Courtly love is forbidden but morally transcendent. If the secret gets out, relations between judges and lawyers could do a lot for our corrupt legal system.

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The only thing more amorous than pretending to be marriage partners is pretending to be capitalist ones. Money is less essential for success in capitalism than in marriage, so you can amuse yourself without worry.

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The Search for Truth is a homeless vagrant who begs for food and gathers enough spare change for malt liquor.

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I've never had an intelligent conversation with a beautiful woman. But then, I've never had an intelligent conversation. Or talked to a beautiful woman.

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Falling out of love makes it impossible to leave your children. All you have left is your reputation for their future.

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Passion is when a person all of a sudden becomes terribly important. It is even more unfair when they become memorable.

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When someone wants to become an astronaut and others are skeptical that will ever happen, I suddenly understand why the world is too small for that person.

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Dignity in a man may be more beautiful than a pretty face, but no one will ever respect his daughters.

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Incompetence in mathematics is no proof of brilliance. You must be ignorant of science and geography as well. That is the gold standard of American education.

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An anniversary is the perfect time to celebrate all the missed opportunities to correct a mistake, and even take vows to renew it.

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