Lewis Grizzard Quotes

A collection of quotes by Lewis Grizzard.

Lewis Grizzard (1946-1994) was an American writer and humorist known for his witty and insightful columns on Southern culture. Born in Georgia, Grizzard began his career as a sports writer and later gained national recognition for his syndicated columns that humorously depicted the idiosyncrasies of life in the South. He authored numerous best-selling books, including "Elvis Is Dead and I Don't Feel So Good Myself" and "Don't Bend Over in the Garden, Granny, You Know Them Taters Got Eyes." Grizzard's unique blend of humor and nostalgia made him a beloved figure, and his work continues to entertain readers today.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Lewis Grizzard


Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Lewis Grizzard


Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

Lewis Grizzard

Leadership

I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I ne

I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.

Lewis Grizzard

Marriage

Instead of getting married again. I'm going to find a woman

Instead of getting married again. I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Lewis Grizzard

Marriage

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to yo

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Lewis Grizzard

Attitude