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There's a difference between driving and texting. When your driving your eyes have to be open and on the road watching the cars around you, road signs, and traffic lights. Along with your mind on the road and destination. Which means you are multitasking. When your texting your eyes are on your cell phone screen and key pad. Along with your mind on what your going to say next. So how can you do both? Please stop!
Jonathan Anthony Burkett
Drive slow and enjoy the scenery -- drive fast and join the scenery.
Doug Horton
If a woman driver ahead of you signals a left turn, be careful, she may turn left.
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That she's the worst driver in the history of drivers. If I know she's going somewhere, I stay home. When asked what time has taught him about Jennifer Aniston
Matthew Perry
A peril of the night road is that flecks of dust and streaks of bug blood on the windshield look to me like old admirals in uniform, or crippled apple women, or the front edge of barges, and I whirl out of their way, thus going into ditches and fields and up on front lawns, endangering the life of authentic admirals and apple women who may be out on the roads for a breath of air before retiring.
James Thurber, on driving with p
A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light.
Henry Morgan
I'm the worst person to be stuck with in a traffic jam.
Larry King
It seems to make an auto driver mad if he misses you.
Kin Hubbard
If it isn't a success, that still wouldn't be grounds for divorce. On her film The Long Kiss Goodnight produced by husband Renny Harlin
Geena Davis
You can't just make me different and then leave
John Green
I don't like driving very much. That makes me very unhappy, because I scream a lot in the car, but other than that, life is actually pretty good.
Whoopi Goldberg