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It's not what I'd want for at my funeral. When I die, I just want them to plant me somewhere warm. And then when the pretty women walk over my grave I would grab their ankles, like in that movie.
Neil Gaiman
I went on spouting bullshit Encouragements as Gus's parents, arm in arm, hugged each other and nodded at every word. Funerals, I had decided, are for the living.
John Green
I did not attend his funeral; but I wrote a nice letter saying I approved of it. About a politician who had recently died
Mark Twain
Where a blood relation sobs, an intimate friend should choke up, a distant acquaintance should sigh, a stranger should merely fumble sympathetically with his handkerchief.
Funeral pomp is more for the vanity of the living than for the honor of the dead.
Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Under the wide and starry sky,
Adlai Stevenson