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You saved Dad's life. If anyone's got the right to eavesdrop

You saved Dad's life. If anyone's got the right to eavesdrop on him, it's you.

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Thought and knowledge are natures in which apparatus and pre

Thought and knowledge are natures in which apparatus and pretension avail nothing. Gowns, and pecuniary foundations, though of towns of gold, can never countervail the least sentence or syllable of wit. Forget this, and out American colleges will recede in their public importance whilst they grow richer every year.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

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-Oh yes? Can you identify yourself?-Certainly. I'd know me a

-Oh yes? Can you identify yourself?-Certainly. I'd know me anywhere.

Terry Pratchett

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(About a cookbook...)- What about this one? Maids of Honor?-

(About a cookbook...)- What about this one? Maids of Honor?- Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor...but they ends up Tarts.

Terry Pratchett

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Remember, I'm the only person her who's paid to be nice to y

Remember, I'm the only person her who's paid to be nice to you. But not too nice. Give me any lip and I'll break your face. OK?

Orson Scott Card

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