Browse through our collection of quotes tagged with Funny And Random.
You saved Dad's life. If anyone's got the right to eavesdrop on him, it's you.
J.K. Rowling
Time does not change us. It just unfolds us.
Max Frisch
-Oh yes? Can you identify yourself?-Certainly. I'd know me anywhere.
Terry Pratchett
(About a cookbook...)- What about this one? Maids of Honor?- Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor...but they ends up Tarts.
Remember, I'm the only person her who's paid to be nice to you. But not too nice. Give me any lip and I'll break your face. OK?
Orson Scott Card
