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You saved Dad's life. If anyone's got the right to eavesdrop on him, it's you.
J.K. Rowling
My kids say if there's any family dinner that doesn't result in somebody crying, it's not a good dinner. They cry because it helps relieve them of a guilt or some onerous emotional burden. It's like a family tradition.
William Shatner
-Oh yes? Can you identify yourself?-Certainly. I'd know me anywhere.
Terry Pratchett
(About a cookbook...)- What about this one? Maids of Honor?- Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor...but they ends up Tarts.
Remember, I'm the only person her who's paid to be nice to you. But not too nice. Give me any lip and I'll break your face. OK?
Orson Scott Card
