Browse through our collection of quotes tagged with Humor.
There were only three times in your life when it was proper to come through the front door, and you were carried every time.
Terry Pratchett
Incongruity, they say, is one of the main ingredients of humor. Maybe it's because everybody can feel superior to me. I honestly don't know.
Emmett Kelly
I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they leftearlier they wouldn't have to go so fast.
Steven Wright
Melancholy men are of all others the most witty.
Aristotle
Wit is the salt of conversation, not the food.
William Hazlitt
What some people invent the rest enlarge.
Jonathan Swift
All human race would be wits. And millions miss, for one that hits.
Comedy is the last refuge of the nonconformist mind.
Gilbert Seldes
If I have not seen as far as others, it is because there were giants standing on my shoulders.
Harold Abelson
My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality.
Tracy Morgan
The polls indicated that I was feisty, that I was tough, that I had a sense of humor, but they weren't quite sure if they liked me and they didn't know whether or not that I was sensitive.
Geraldine Ferraro
Throw in the humor, throw in that personality, try things you wouldn't normally try.
Melinda Clarke
If you're that hypersensitive about color and don't have a sense of humor, don't marry out of your race.
Laura Schlessinger
I think in life, the sense of humor and comedy always exists.
Mike Epps
I try to cope with everything through humor.
Gail Porter
Poor David Hume is dying fast, but with more real cheerfulness and good humor and with more real resignation to the necessary course of things, than any whining Christian ever dyed with pretended resignation to the will of God.
Adam Smith
I'm not for gratuitous nudity, but if there's humor, I don't have a problem.
Rebecca Romijn
Robert Walker as Bruno was excellent. He had elegance and humor, and the proper fondness for his mother.
Patricia Highsmith
I really wouldn't want to live in America. I found New York claustrophobic and dirty. I missed England when I was there, simple things like smells and the British sense of humor.
Jonny Lee Miller
Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. Where be your jibes now, your gambols, your songs, your flashes of merriment that were wont to set the table on a roar?
William Shakespeare
