Browse through our collection of quotes tagged with Humour.
Free your mind from routine, keep your brain somewhere else
Benny Bellamacina
Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.
Marian Keyes
May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the person that ruins your day. And may their arms be to short too scratch
Keisha Keenleyside
YOU are the big drop of dew under the lotus leaf, I am the smaller one on its upper side,'said the dewdrop to the lake.
Rabindranath Tagore
Writing is like a lump of coal. Put it under enough pressure and polish it enough and you might just end up with a diamond. Otherwise, you can burn it to keep warm.
A.J. Dalton
When majority is insane, sane must go to asylum.
Mark Twain
Always remember rule #6... don't take yourself so damn seriously
Ben and Rosamund Zander
Unfortunately it's also true to say that good management is a bit like oxygen - it's invisible and you don't notice its presence until it's gone, and then you're sorry.
Charles Stross
A good speech is like a miniskirt--long enough to over all the vital parts, short enough to entice and captivate listeners.
Naa Shalman
The human body is the best work of art.
Jess C. Scott
We're taught that in life, we should try to look on the bright side. Not in this case. In this case, assume rejection first. Assume you're the rule, not the exception. It's liberating. But we also know it's not an easy concept. -He's not just into you
Greg Behrendt
Denis could think of no logical reason why he should not attempt to mate with Beth Cooper.There were no laws explicitly against it.They were of the same species, and had complementary sex organs, most likely, based on extensive mental modeling Denis had done.
Larry Doyle
Please, touch me, I pray.
All we know of the Missing Link is that he is missing - and he won't be missed either.
G.K. Chesterton
Wer lügt, hat die Wahrheit immerhin gedacht.
Oliver Hassencamp
That´s the problem with planning a late night supper after the opera, not only does the hero or the heroine die singing, but you end up famished after the last notes of the finale.
E.A. Bucchianeri
one blow in anger [would] kill, probably, a child from aged two to eight. Those over eight would take two blows to kill.
Patricia Highsmith
The only way to get through life is to laugh your way through it. You either have to laugh or cry. I prefer to laugh. Crying gives me a headache.
Marjorie Pay Hinckley
Going down in history is a dead end pursuit
I think I know where my life went wrong. For all the world's a stage and I'm a lousy actor!
Greg Curtis
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