Browse through our collection of quotes tagged with Humour.
Twelve dead? I said. Jesus.
Dennis Lehane
Iron deficiency can lead to a wardrobe full of crumpled clothes
Benny Bellamacina
A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
W.C. Fields
Wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up faster.
Noelle Oxenhandler
I was flipping channels, watching this cheerleading program on MTV. They took a field hockey girl and transformed her into a cheerleader by the end of the show. I was just wondering: what if she liked field hockey better?
Jess C. Scott
Always dip your toe in the past before stepping into the future
The joke is generally in the oddest way the truth and yet not the fact.
G.K. Chesterton
Don't Stop Believing
Journey
No more creepy online alter egos in the name of love.
Elizabeth Rudnick
love is a chewing gum, if sweetness gone its the end of your love story
rikzy jesuli
I fell in love with football as I was later to fall in love with women: suddenly, inexplicably, uncritically, giving no thought to the pain or disruption it would bring with it.
Nick Hornby
I'm not afraid of dying. I'm afraid I'll never get a chance to live!
A.A. Bell
I need new prayers, the old ones don't work anymore.
Ruchir Joshi
There's no life without humour. It can make the wonderful moments of life truly glorious, and it can make tragic moments bearable.
Rufus Wainwright
I BELIEVE EVERYONE IS SPECIAL . . . BUT SOME PEOPLE THINK . . . . IT'S JUST ANOTHER WAY OF SAYING NO-ONE IS
ASHISH RANJAN
Why be ordinary when you can be extraordinary?
Alan Dapre
Write - because you will explode if you don't, your brain will expand with words like a balloon filling with air....
Sarah Colliver
Do you know what I think about crying? I think some people have to learn to do it. But once you learn, once you know how to really cry, there's nothing quite like it. I feel sorry for those who don't know the trick. It's like whistling or singing.
Anne Rice
Sometimes you know you've got a chance with a girl because she wants to fight with you. If the world wasn't so messed up, it wouldn't be like that. If the world was normal, a girl being nice to you would be a good sign, but in the real world, it isn't.
Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping.
Stephen Colbert
