Browse through our collection of quotes tagged with Marriage.
I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.
Prince Philip Edinburgh
Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up.
Joseph Barth
As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.
Roseanne Barr
Grief walks upon the heels of pleasure; married in haste, we repent at leisure.
William Congreve
Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender.
Mary Buckley
I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
Barbara Bush
The fact is that my wife if she had common sense would have more power over me than any other whatsoever, for my heart always alights upon the nearest perch.
Lord (George Gordon) Byron
I think every woman's entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
Adela Rogers St. Johns
Marriage is a mistake every man should make.
George Jessel
The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
Shirley MacLaine
One fool at least in every married couple.
Henry Fielding
Wives are young men's mistresses; companions for middle age, and old men's nurses.
Francis Bacon
Our marriage is grounded in the word of God. That's really it. God is the core of our marriage, and the foundation and the blueprint for it is how we live, and being open and honest and communicating, but ultimately doing what pleases God, and not in a selfish manner.
Candace Cameron Bure
It takes patience to appreciate domestic bliss volatile spirits prefer unhappiness.
George Santayana
The fact is, I am in my third marriage and I do not believe in divorce. But I was half the problem, I guarantee you. More than half the problem. I couldn't negotiate with the other women.
James Brolin
Heather knows why and when her marriage ended with Richie and she knows why my marriage ended with Charlie.
Denise Richards
My wife and I lived all alone, contention was our only bone. I fought with her, she fought with me, and things went on right merrily. But now I live here by myself with hardly a damn thing on the shelf, and pass my days with little cheer since I have parted from my dear.
Robert Creeley, Ballad of the De
The marriage state, with and without the affection suitable to it, is the completest image of Heaven and Hell we are capable of receiving in this life.
Sir Richard Steele
Such indeed is the superior longevity of the fair females of Surinam, compared to that of the males (owing chiefly, as I said, to their excesses of all sorts) that I have frequently known wives who have buried four husbands, but never met a man in this country who had survived two wives.
Captain J. G. Stedman
A little in drink, but at all times your faithful husband.
