Marlon Wayans Quotes

A collection of quotes by Marlon Wayans.

Marlon Wayans is an American actor, comedian, writer, and producer. He was born on July 23, 1972, in New York City, New York. Marlon comes from a highly talented family of entertainers, famously known as the Wayans family, who have made a significant impact on the comedy industry.

He began his career in the early 1990s, alongside his brother Shawn, with the sketch comedy show "In Living Color," where they showcased their comedic talents. Marlon gained recognition for his unique sense of humor and his ability to perform various characters with great energy and charisma.

In addition to his work on television, Marlon has starred in and produced numerous successful comedy films. Some of his notable works include "Scary Movie," "White Chicks," "Little Man," and "A Haunted House." These movies highlighted his versatility as an actor and his comedic timing.

Marlon Wayans' comedic style often incorporates satire, physical comedy, and witty improvisation. He has continued to entertain audiences with his stand-up comedy tours and television appearances, showcasing his talent for making people laugh.

With a career spanning over three decades, Marlon Wayans has solidified his place in Hollywood as a prominent comedian and actor. His contributions to the comedy genre have earned him praise, accolades, and a loyal fanbase.

Let me tell you, Barack Obama is the most down dude in the w

Let me tell you, Barack Obama is the most down dude in the world, but he's so smart so articulate, such an amazing speaker such a passionate man. He's humble.

I don't think of myself as a comedian, but as an artist, a s

I don't think of myself as a comedian, but as an artist, a scientist and chemist who just happens to be funny. I started doing stand-up to add another level to my game. I feel that I'm a young rookie with a veteran's skill.

I'm the most inappropriate dad. I curse in front of my kids

I'm the most inappropriate dad. I curse in front of my kids and their friends. I let my kids watch R-rated movies. I'll walk by the movie theater and say, 'Let's go see that,' and my kids will say, 'No, it's rated R. It's not appropriate for kids.' I'm like Uncle Dad. We have fun. I don't live with them, but I drive over four days a week.

Humor helps ease the tension of race and the differences in

Humor helps ease the tension of race and the differences in society. If there wasn't comedy I don't know if Obama could have ever become president.

If you could cross a lion and a monkey, that's what I'd be,

If you could cross a lion and a monkey, that's what I'd be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong.

Comedy clubs can be brutal. Those people are for real, and i

Comedy clubs can be brutal. Those people are for real, and if you aren't funny, they aren't laughing. They don't care who you are.

I'm good at coming up with wacky characters and funny dialog

I'm good at coming up with wacky characters and funny dialogue.

Success is not a destination, but the road that you're on. B

Success is not a destination, but the road that you're on. Being successful means that you're working hard and walking your walk every day. You can only live your dream by working hard towards it. That's living your dream.

Gotta stay in the gym, stay funny, stay sharp. I just love w

Gotta stay in the gym, stay funny, stay sharp. I just love working.

You learn timing on the road. You learn structure and how to

You learn timing on the road. You learn structure and how to read an audience. You learn so much about the business of laughter that you can't learn on a set, because it's all on you. Sometimes you bomb, and you know not to tell that joke again... You just hope people find the humor in the awkwardness.

There are so many things to talk about between black people,

There are so many things to talk about between black people, Hispanic people, white people, gay people, men, women, it's all based on fear. We all have fears, this thing that stops us from embracing as we are one. We are never going to be one. People are messed up, but humor lets us see how ignorant we can be.

Comedy is very hard, but you have to learn the art and scien

Comedy is very hard, but you have to learn the art and science of it.