Quote by Steven Wright

I was born by Caesarean section, but you really can't tell...except that when I leave my house, I always go out the window...

I was born by Caesarean section, but you really can't tell..

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This quote is a humorous play on words, using the term "born by Caesarean section" to suggest the speaker was born in an unconventional manner. However, the quote then takes a comedic twist by stating that whenever the speaker leaves their house, they do so through a window. This line is meant to generate laughter and highlight the absurdity of the initial statement. It showcases the speaker's wit and unique perspective on their birth.

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