Quote by J.K. Rowling

Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?

Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?

Summary

This quote is a humorous play on words. The speaker is asking Lavender if they can see the planet Uranus, but the phrasing of the question makes it sound like they are asking to see Lavender's posterior. It aims to create a lighthearted and cheeky moment through wordplay and innuendo.

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Funny Ron Weasley Humour

By J.K. Rowling

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