Quote by Steven Wright

You know how it is when you decide to lie and say the check isin the mail, and then you remember it really is? I'm like thatall the time.

You know how it is when you decide to lie and say the check

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This quote highlights the relatability of occasionally finding oneself in situations where one tries to deceive others by stating that a payment will be made when it actually hasn't been. The speaker humorously suggests that they often feel this wayâ€”constantly having moments of doubt about whether their claims are true or not. This quote alludes to the common experience of unintentionally affirming a lie only to realize later that it is, unexpectedly, a genuine reality.

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