Quote by Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom.?

Summary

This quote appears to be nonsensical and does not carry any clear meaning. It combines unrelated concepts in a confusing manner, making it difficult to derive a coherent explanation from it.

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Food Humor Funny Love Sex Fruit Naughty Banana Condom Peel

By Dark Jar Tin Zoo

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