Quote by Terry Pratchett

She wore so much thick white makeup in order to conceal her naturally rosy complexion that if she turned around suddenly her face would probably end up on the back of her head.

She wore so much thick white makeup in order to conceal her

Summary

This quote sarcastically portrays someone who excessively uses makeup to hide their naturally flushed skin. The mention of wearing "thick white makeup" suggests an obvious and exaggerated attempt to conceal their rosy complexion. The humorous exaggeration of their abrupt movements turning their face to the back of their head highlights the excessive and ineffective nature of their makeup application.

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By Terry Pratchett

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