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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
Groucho Marx
The fundamental cause of trouble in the world is that the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
Bertrand Russell
Everything's about company. A gourmet meal with an a-----e is a horrible meal.
Chris Rock
Don't give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
George Carlin
I don't normally talk about my religion publicly because I don't want people to associate me and my flaws with this beautiful thing.
Dave Chappelle
