Browse through our collection of quotes tagged with Comedian.
Before I speak, I have something important to say.
Groucho Marx
The American legal industry is a medieval guild in which the prosecutors, bar, and bench join hands to ensure that legal invoices are paid, no matter how excessive.
Conrad Black
Everything's about company. A gourmet meal with an a-----e is a horrible meal.
Chris Rock
Don't give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
George Carlin
I don't normally talk about my religion publicly because I don't want people to associate me and my flaws with this beautiful thing.
Dave Chappelle
