Browse through our collection of quotes tagged with Comedian.
Before I speak, I have something important to say.
Groucho Marx
I mean, you have a general tone of it but it's pretty much you get to come in and you're going to flip this car and it's going to blow up and you're going to come out on fire and you go oh, that's cool, and then you get paid a lot of money.
David R. Ellis
Everything's about company. A gourmet meal with an a-----e is a horrible meal.
Chris Rock
Don't give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
George Carlin
I don't normally talk about my religion publicly because I don't want people to associate me and my flaws with this beautiful thing.
Dave Chappelle
