Comedian Quotes

Before I speak, I have something important to say.

Groucho Marx

I think Chinese leadership is trying to tell the world they have another set of logic or reasoning or values which are different from yours. Of course, I don't think they believe that. It's just an argument that's made when you can't confront the truth and facts. They really want to maintain power.

Ai Weiwei

Everything's about company. A gourmet meal with an a-----e is a horrible meal.

Chris Rock

Don't give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.

George Carlin

I don't normally talk about my religion publicly because I don't want people to associate me and my flaws with this beautiful thing.

Dave Chappelle