Browse through our collection of quotes tagged with Comedian.
Before I speak, I have something important to say.
Groucho Marx
Hairdressers are a wonderful breed. You work one-on-one with another human being and the object is to make them feel so much better and to look at themselves with a twinkle in their eye.
Vidal Sassoon
Everything's about company. A gourmet meal with an a-----e is a horrible meal.
Chris Rock
Don't give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
George Carlin
I don't normally talk about my religion publicly because I don't want people to associate me and my flaws with this beautiful thing.
Dave Chappelle
