Browse through our collection of quotes tagged with Comedian.
Before I speak, I have something important to say.
Groucho Marx
My mum always told me I was precious, while my dad always told me I was worthless. I think that's a good grounding for a balanced life.
Alan Cumming
Everything's about company. A gourmet meal with an a-----e is a horrible meal.
Chris Rock
Don't give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
George Carlin
I don't normally talk about my religion publicly because I don't want people to associate me and my flaws with this beautiful thing.
Dave Chappelle
