Browse through our collection of quotes tagged with Comedian.
Before I speak, I have something important to say.
Groucho Marx
The one function that TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if there were.
David Brinkley
Everything's about company. A gourmet meal with an a-----e is a horrible meal.
Chris Rock
Don't give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
George Carlin
I don't normally talk about my religion publicly because I don't want people to associate me and my flaws with this beautiful thing.
Dave Chappelle
