Browse through our collection of quotes tagged with Funny And Random.
You saved Dad's life. If anyone's got the right to eavesdrop on him, it's you.
J.K. Rowling
I'm not surfing much anymore, but I love hiking and gardening, and I'm always wearing a hat and sunblock.
Carolyn Murphy
-Oh yes? Can you identify yourself?-Certainly. I'd know me anywhere.
Terry Pratchett
(About a cookbook...)- What about this one? Maids of Honor?- Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor...but they ends up Tarts.
Remember, I'm the only person her who's paid to be nice to you. But not too nice. Give me any lip and I'll break your face. OK?
Orson Scott Card
