Free your mind from routine, keep your brain somewhere else
Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.
May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the person that ruins your day. And may their arms be to short too scratch
YOU are the big drop of dew under the lotus leaf, I am the smaller one on its upper side,'said the dewdrop to the lake.
Writing is like a lump of coal. Put it under enough pressure and polish it enough and you might just end up with a diamond. Otherwise, you can burn it to keep warm.
When majority is insane, sane must go to asylum.
Always remember rule #6... don't take yourself so damn seriously
Ben and Rosamund Zander
Unfortunately it's also true to say that good management is a bit like oxygen - it's invisible and you don't notice its presence until it's gone, and then you're sorry.
A good speech is like a miniskirt--long enough to over all the vital parts, short enough to entice and captivate listeners.
The human body is the best work of art.
Jess C. Scott
What a magnificent body, how I should like to see it on the dissecting table.
We're taught that in life, we should try to look on the bright side. Not in this case. In this case, assume rejection first. Assume you're the rule, not the exception. It's liberating. But we also know it's not an easy concept. -He's not just into you
Denis could think of no logical reason why he should not attempt to mate with Beth Cooper.There were no laws explicitly against it.They were of the same species, and had complementary sex organs, most likely, based on extensive mental modeling Denis had done.
Please, touch me, I pray.
All we know of the Missing Link is that he is missing - and he won't be missed either.
Wer lügt, hat die Wahrheit immerhin gedacht.
That´s the problem with planning a late night supper after the opera, not only does the hero or the heroine die singing, but you end up famished after the last notes of the finale.
one blow in anger [would] kill, probably, a child from aged two to eight. Those over eight would take two blows to kill.
The only way to get through life is to laugh your way through it. You either have to laugh or cry. I prefer to laugh. Crying gives me a headache.
Marjorie Pay Hinckley
Going down in history is a dead end pursuit
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