I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.
Hypocrite: The man who murdered his parents, and then pleaded for mercy on the grounds that he was an orphan.
For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbours, and laugh at them in our turn?
Innovation Big pain, no shame being same-to-same
If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.
A few years ago it dawned on me that everybody past a certain age ... pretty much constantly dreams of being able to escape from their lives. They don't want to be who they are any more. They want out. This list includes Thurston Howell the Third, Ann-Margret, the cat members of Rent, Václav Havel, space shuttle astronauts and Snuffleupagus. It's universal.
Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon...
Once I tried to kill myself with a bungee cord. I kept almost dying.
People soon get tired of things that aren't boring, but not of what is boring.
Sure, at some level scientists know nanobots will destroy mankind. They just can't resist seeing how it happens.
I don't want to be a genius-I have enough problems just trying to be a man.
We're on a mission from Glod.
Free your mind from routine, keep your brain somewhere else
Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.
May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the person that ruins your day. And may their arms be to short too scratch
YOU are the big drop of dew under the lotus leaf, I am the smaller one on its upper side,'said the dewdrop to the lake.
Writing is like a lump of coal. Put it under enough pressure and polish it enough and you might just end up with a diamond. Otherwise, you can burn it to keep warm.
When majority is insane, sane must go to asylum.
Always remember rule #6... don't take yourself so damn seriously
Unfortunately it's also true to say that good management is a bit like oxygen - it's invisible and you don't notice its presence until it's gone, and then you're sorry.
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