A good speech is like a miniskirt--long enough to over all the vital parts, short enough to entice and captivate listeners.
The human body is the best work of art.
Jess C. Scott
What a magnificent body, how I should like to see it on the dissecting table.
We're taught that in life, we should try to look on the bright side. Not in this case. In this case, assume rejection first. Assume you're the rule, not the exception. It's liberating. But we also know it's not an easy concept. -He's not just into you
Denis could think of no logical reason why he should not attempt to mate with Beth Cooper.There were no laws explicitly against it.They were of the same species, and had complementary sex organs, most likely, based on extensive mental modeling Denis had done.
Please, touch me, I pray.
All we know of the Missing Link is that he is missing - and he won't be missed either.
Wer lügt, hat die Wahrheit immerhin gedacht.
That´s the problem with planning a late night supper after the opera, not only does the hero or the heroine die singing, but you end up famished after the last notes of the finale.
one blow in anger [would] kill, probably, a child from aged two to eight. Those over eight would take two blows to kill.
The only way to get through life is to laugh your way through it. You either have to laugh or cry. I prefer to laugh. Crying gives me a headache.
Marjorie Pay Hinckley
Going down in history is a dead end pursuit
I think I know where my life went wrong. For all the world's a stage and I'm a lousy actor!
Manicures: Which are basically just holding hands with a stranger for forty-five minutes whilst listening to Enya.
Twelve dead? I said. Jesus.
Iron deficiency can lead to a wardrobe full of crumpled clothes
A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
Many feel that writers are a dime a dozen, so the goal is to break through and make it to the value of a penny.
Wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up faster.
I was flipping channels, watching this cheerleading program on MTV. They took a field hockey girl and transformed her into a cheerleader by the end of the show. I was just wondering: what if she liked field hockey better?
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