Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.
Life is too important to be taken seriously.
You can turn off the sun, but I'm still gonna shine.
Everything popular is wrong.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.
A man who does not think for himself does not think at all.
To accomplish great things, we must dream as well as act.
Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.
Nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil.
Be the change you want to see in the world.
I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.
Only the shallow know themselves.
A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.
In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.
By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.
It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they take themselves seriously.
The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative.
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