Quote by Steven Wright

I bought a house, on a oneway deadend road; I don't know how I got there.

I bought a house, on a oneway deadend road; I don't know how

Summary

This quote reflects a state of disbelief or confusion about the current situation. The speaker mentions purchasing a house on a one-way dead-end road but expresses uncertainty about how they ended up there. It implies a sense of unexpected circumstances or perhaps a lack of control in the decisions made. The quote conveys a general feeling of surprise or reflection on the unpredictable events that led to the speaker's current situation.

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By Steven Wright

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