Quote by Steven Wright

I bought a self learning record to learn Spanish. I turned it on and went to sleep; the record got stuck. The next day I could only stutter in Spanish.

I bought a self learning record to learn Spanish. I turned i

Summary

This quote humorously suggests the unfortunate outcome of a failed attempt to learn Spanish using a self-learning record. The speaker, intending to acquire language skills while they slept, later discovers that the record got stuck and did not progress. As a result, their ability to speak Spanish is reduced to a stuttering level. The quote highlights the unpredictability and potential frustration of unconventional language learning methods.

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By Steven Wright

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