Quote by Steven Wright
I bought a self learning record to learn Spanish. I turned it on and went to sleep; the record got stuck. The next day I could only stutter in Spanish.
Summary
This quote humorously suggests the unfortunate outcome of a failed attempt to learn Spanish using a self-learning record. The speaker, intending to acquire language skills while they slept, later discovers that the record got stuck and did not progress. As a result, their ability to speak Spanish is reduced to a stuttering level. The quote highlights the unpredictability and potential frustration of unconventional language learning methods.