The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.

The last thing one discovers in composing a work is what to put first.

Blaise Pascal

I get a lot of return business. I think it's all those years I put in traveling around the country people saw me before and had a good time so they want to see me again.

Rita Rudner

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.

Benjamin Franklin

It has been my honor to support and work with President Barack Obama, a man who has brought courage and character to the presidency. President Obama's strength of character leads him to do the right thing, even when it isn't the easy thing.

Harry Reid

Beginnings start without shade, Thinner than minnows. The live grass whirls with the sun, Feet run over the simple stones, There's time enough. Behold, in the lout's eye, love.

Theodore Roethke

We would love to have other children. It hasn't happened. We haven't been lucky enough.

Marg Helgenberger

I think people that have fear that, 'Oh if I have a kid I won't be able to do this and I won't be able to do that.' It's kind of the opposite. It really gives you energy. It makes people better.

Anthony Kiedis

I feel like, in a lot of shows where the woman is in charge, the woman is this ball buster and the guy is sort of weak and spineless. And that's never been my experience in a relationship. I think it's much more interesting that the guy is the boss. And there are stakes.

Whitney Cummings

If you argue with a woman and win, you lose.

Source Unknown

We also maintain - again with perfect truth - that mystery is more than half of beauty, the element of strangeness that stirs the senses through the imagination.

Richard Le Gallienne

Humor is tragedy plus time

Mark Twain

It's become impossible to deny he means something to me.

Stephanie Perkins