There is no credit to being a comedian, when you have the whole Government working for you. All you have to do is report the facts. I dont even have to exaggerate.

Dear, sweet, beautiful girl

Tehereh Mafi

The greater the step forward in knowledge, the greater is the one taken backward in search of wisdom.

Stephen Gardiner

The eyes indicate the antiquity of the soul

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late

Benjamin Franklin

I believe that life is a prize, but to live doesn't mean you're alive.

Nicki Minaj

Almost every man wastes part of his life attempting to display qualities which he does not possess.

Samuel Johnson

O light! This is the cry of all the characters of ancient drama brought face to face with their fate. This last resort was ours, too, and I knew it now. In the middle of winter I at last discovered that there was in me an invincible summer.

Albert Camus

Our great democracies still tend to think that a stupid man is more likely to be honest than a clever man.

Bertrand Russell

The primary function of a theater is not to please itself, or even to please its audience. It is to serve talent.

Robert Brustein

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success.

Dale Carnegie

As soon as the land of any country has all become private property, the landlords, like all other men, love to reap where they never sowed, and demand a rent even for its natural produce.

Adam Smith

I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent to have a lot, and to behave with anything other than courtesy in the old sense of the word -- politeness of the heart, a gentleness of the spirit.

Emma Thompson