Quote by Steven Wright

The doctor says he has to amputate all of me.

The doctor says he has to amputate all of me.

Summary

The quote implies a doctor revealing the necessity of amputating the speaker's entire body. It highlights a distressing situation and the potential loss of limbs, emphasizing the severity of a medical condition. The brevity and straightforwardness of the statement may also suggest a sense of resignation or shock that the speaker is experiencing in response to the doctor's distressing diagnosis.

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By Steven Wright

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