I don't want to hurt you or anybody so please forget about me. Just try. Find yourself a better friend.

People expect a certain reaction from a business and when you pleasantly exceed those expectations, you've somehow passed an important psychological threshold.

Richard Thalheimer

In the old days... it was a basic, cardinal fact that producers didn't have opinions. When I was producing natural history programmes, I didn't use them as vehicles for my own opinion. They were factual programmes.

David Attenborough

If I held all the thoughts of the world in my hand, I would be careful not to open it.

Bernard Le Bovier Fontenelle

If I have to move up in a building, I choose the elevator over the escalator. Because one time I was riding the escalator and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.

Demetri Martin

I'm not a screamer. I'm confrontational, but I don't think that translates into anger.

Rachel Maddow

God appoints our graces to be nurses to other men's weaknesses.

Henry Ward Beecher

There is no happiness for people at the expense of other people.

Anwar Sadat

My mom once lost track of me at the zoo and when she found me I was lecturing a man about the difference between dromedary and Bactrian camels. I was about 3 1/2.

Patrick Rothfuss

The time comes when each one of us has to give up as illusions the expectations which, in his youth, he pinned upon his fellow-men, and when he may learn how much difficulty and pain has been added to his life by their ill-will.

Sigmund Freud

When men don't fear God, they give themselves to evil.

Ray Comfort

I've never heard my dad say a bad word about anybody. He always keeps his emotions in check and is a true gentleman. I was taught that losing it was indulgent, a selfish act.

Hugh Jackman

Bore -- a person who talks when you wish him to listen.

Ambrose Bierce