I even believe if you're killing a team, you shouldn't stop. You should respect your opponents enough to play 100 percent the whole time. And by the same token, if you're getting killed by the other team, you should never quit.

I don't personally try to balance my work because I operate under the assumption that anyone reading or watching my stuff isn't having a particularly balanced day anyway. But negative attitudes just amuse me more than positive ones.

Lev Yilmaz

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.

Mae West

It has been my observation that most people get ahead during the time that others waste.

Henry Ford

A new word is like a fresh seed sewn on the ground of the discussion.

Ludwig Wittgenstein

I've seen it too many times in Hollywood. Talking about a relationship in public can jinx it. And if you have your picture taken together, you might as well start packing your bags.

Gina Gershon

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.

Frank Zappa

It occurred to me that a lot of beauty has to do with believing it yourself. That half of what we see is just the way it is presented.

Nora Raleigh Baskin

The limits of the possible can only be defined by going beyond them into the impossible.

Arthur C. Clarke

If I care to listen to every criticism, let alone act on them, then this shop may as well be closed for all other businesses. I have learned to do my best, and if the end result is good then I do not care for any criticism, but if the end result is not good, then even the praise of ten angels would not make the difference.

Abraham Lincoln

But it is a pretty thing to see what money will do!

Seneca (Seneca the Elder)

Literature is news that STAYS news.

Ezra Pound, ABC of Reading (1934

I'd probably be famous now if I wasn't such a good waitress.

Jane Siberry