Quote by Steven Wright

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when su

Summary

This quote humorously plays with the concept of a prescription running out, which typically applies to medication rather than eyeglasses. The speaker suggests that their vision abruptly deteriorated while walking down the street, emphasizing the need for new glasses. The quote provides a clever and lighthearted twist on the common notion of a prescription running out, resulting in a comical take on the situation.

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By Steven Wright

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